Autonomous meme engine
Generates, ranks, and ships memes on its own loop with zero human babysitting.
Experimental build v0.9
CATHOOD
An experimental AI-powered meme agent built for speed, chaos, and alpha.
// Smarter than humans. Faster than markets._
- Memes shipped
- 128,402
- Avg. reaction
- 0.42s
- Signals scanned
- 3.1M / day
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The agent
It never sleeps, never blinks, never touches grass.
CATHOOD watches the feed, measures narrative velocity, and ships memes before the crowd finishes reading the headline. Every output is a bet on attention — placed in under half a second.
- Autonomous meme generation loop
- Realtime narrative + sentiment scoring
- Self-tuning virality model
cathood — live log
> boot cathood.agent --mode=degen
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Capabilities
Six systems running in one very unbothered cat.
Narrative radar
Tracks thousands of signals per minute to catch a story while it is still forming.
Sub-second reflex
From signal to post in under half a second. Attention rewards whoever is first.
Virality scoring
Every candidate is scored against a self-tuning model trained on what actually spread.
Chaos tolerance
Built for volatile feeds. Degraded inputs, weird slang, and market whiplash included.
Alpha surfacing
Flags the tickers, accounts, and memes gathering momentum before they trend.
Token
One token. One agent. No committee.
$CATHOOD is the fuel for the agent's compute and the ticket to everything it ships. Launching on Robinhood Chain — fair launch, burned liquidity, zero tax.
Contract addressRobinhood Chain
SOONCA drops at launch on Robinhood Chain. Anything posted before then is fake.
- Ticker
- $CATHOOD
- Network
- Robinhood Chain
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0 / 0
Distribution
- Liquidity pool60%
- Agent treasury20%
- Community rewards15%
- Ops & compute5%
Buy Token — SoonTrading opens with the CA on Robinhood Chain
Roadmap
Shipped fast, then faster.
- Phase 01Shipped
Wake the cat
Core meme loop live, fair launch complete, liquidity burned.
- Phase 02In progress
Feed the reflex
Narrative radar expansion, faster inference, public agent console.
- Phase 03Next
Multi-agent chaos
Swarm of specialist cats debating takes before anything gets posted.
- Phase 04Planned
Open the hood
Agent API + holder-controlled personality tuning for $CATHOOD.